Funny George Carlin Quotes...

[Scott O'Kashan]

"Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?"

-- George Carlin

 

[Scott O'Kashan]

"Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.”

-- George Carlin

 

[Scott O'Kashan]

"Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?"

-- George Carlin

 

[Scott O'Kashan]

"I don’t have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights!"

-- George Carlin

 

[Scott O'Kashan]

"If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?"

-- George Carlin

 

[Scott O'Kashan]

"The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment".

-- George Carlin